Start building them fecund gardens
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[Cueball, holding a wireless microphone in one hand and a pencil and notebook in the other, reading from the notebook]: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions:
- Which member of BTS has a birthday this year?
- How many sides does a platonic solid have?
- What is the smallest lake in the world?
- Which Steven Spielberg movie features more shark attacks - Jaws (1975) or Lincoln (2012)?
- How many planets were there originally?
- What NFL player has scored the most points outside of a game?
- The Wright brothers built the first airplane. Who built the last one?
- Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two primes?
- Not counting Canberra, what city is the capital of Australia?
- Who played the drums?
[Caption below the panel]: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.
CREATURE????
just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature
I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world
Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.
hero’s journey
and this man? Odysseus
he also ate some kind of stick
who knew id become someone who likes roguelike deckbuilding / roguelike games.
i know ive posted this gif before but i couldnt find it searching my own blog so lets enjoy this gif while tagged now